The Facts of Life

-Backspace is your FRIEND.
-So is capslock. IN MODERATION.
-Why are the letters capitalized on the keyboard, while everything else is lowercase?
-Sparkling water and seltzer water are two completely different liquids.
-Seltzer water tastes like sucking on a wet carpet. Yes, I know this for a fact.
-It would be cool if standard printers could print white when using colored paper.
-Japanese is hard. Almost as hard as English.
-Corsets need boning. Unfortunately.
-I am very lazy.
-Surveys on MySpace tend to have the same questions.
-I'm friends with a lot of people that abuse surveys. I mean, like, "Why would you ask such a stupid question?! You're stupid!" A lot of people.
-Applecare is indispensable. When you buy a Mac, that is.
-Mac says Applecare is spelled right. n.n
-Disney needs to STOP making sequels to faerie tales!!
-If I have to think to remember Jareth's name, it's time to watch The Labyrinth again.
-Kobolds are not in the Manuel of the Planes.
-Ryem. Apply Rule 34 to Ryuk and Rem. Ow.
-I am the only female DM in a fifty mile radius. And if you correct me, I will deny it. XD
-Running low on money two days after getting paid sucks to no end.
-The highway goes pretty fast when you're doing 80!
-Rhoeo plants are cool! They're my favorite color on the top of the leaf, and PURPLE on the -bottom!
-I'm an educated pirate! π(Yarr)2
-There's no kill like overkill!
-Always remember your familiar in D&D. Or at least make him guard the door!
-The three new Mountain Dews are all equally good. I can't pick just one!
-I have more Christmas music in my iTunes library than any other holiday. Even Halloween. >.>
-Ventrilo is the greatest thing to happen to online gaming since Blizzard.
-No jelly beans are as good as Jelly Belly Jelly Beans. None.
-Metal Zero Suit Samus is annoying.
-1.20.09. The end of an age. The Age of Stupidity.
-Kitaro and Joe Hisaishi are musical geniuses.
-There is no 'x' in 'espresso.' Get over it.
-Love the underrated d4! It's the strongest shape in the world!
-Sierra Mist. It's Mountain Dew without the Yellow 5.
-Telemarketers have to be nice. And one just sold me something. >.>
-Thirteen-year-olds take forever to do what their parents tell them to.
-There's more fat in the 'crunchy chicken recipe' on French's French Fried Onions containers -than in all of me.
-Hamsters are mind-controlling beasts training humans to give them treats and kisses. O.O
-Silly Putty is good at taking the dirt out from under fingernails. Unfortunately, it is -not- -easy to take dirt out of Silly Putty! DX
-Sculpy holds on to fingerprints if you don't remember to rub them out.
-Fingerprints do not make a good fur texture. >.<