Random Quotes

Randi- Tonight, on Fox! When Pedestrians Attack!
Hellsing- We can still save her precious soul! But! Not on an empty stomach! Jack! I starve! Feed me! (Bram Stoker's Dracula, the one with Anthony Hopkins and Keannu Reaves. I don't like the latter, for the record.)
Randi- This bed is absorbent. It absorbs impact. And people.
Catie- Y'know, aside from humping the microphone stand, this guy's not bad.
Dad- They should have to roll a save VS involuntary bowel movements!
Corvian- There's a stone in my biscuit!
Titania- I'll take that. Even if it is from such a...lesser being...(she uses a flaming slingshot and has the flaw megalomania)
(Silae kills the 'big baddie' in two hits)
Blaine- That was...easy...
Michael- I'm emphasizing! For...emphasis!
Randi- If there's a blank page, there's nothing past it. I don't skip pages. It really irks me when someone takes my sketchbook, and when they come to a blank page, they keep scrolling. Scrolling? o.O
Randi- Alas, poor thumbnail...I knew him, Horatio!
Randi- There was much cuddling with him. Cuddling and sex.
Randi- I'm gonna tell you what my mother always told me. We're going the wrong way...
Randi- I'll only take a little, 'cause remember, I'm half allergic to this stuff. -takes a huge bite- Glom...
Randi- -dumbfounded- Did you just use my seam ripper to open your deodorant...?!
Michael- Yes...?
Randi- Hey, who turned on the dark?
Michael- I did.
Randi- Thank you.
Michael- Mmhmm.
Randi- Smile, emo fry! (later) Om nom nom!
Bel (a guildy)- (in Guild Chat) Headless Horseman =/= Auction House.
Randi- He's basically a pimp selling his wares. And by wares, I mean women. And by women, I mean whores.