I'm having a shitty day. Tell me a joke.

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This weekend has sucked so far, overall. Some good stuff, but all in all just a festering aura of blahjivobnrijktjfmicsdkf. So. Recap!

All sorts of annoying shit happened yesterday, including attending a counciling appointment with someone that wasn't there but wouldn't bother to tell me for the hour I waited. Or the receptionist didn't tell her I was there. Or whatever. Bull shit. This is the second damn appointment she's missed with me IN A ROW. At least LAST time she had the decency to call and let me know, so I didn't have to get up at ten thirty in the damn morning. She KNOWS I don't do mornings. So I had to sit for an hour in smoker's aura, listening to people bad mouth the president I voted for and fully support, and talk about how they hate the lack of religion in schools, preaching about how they know everything and kids these days are morons (they are, but still), and how it's bull shit that they took the Pledge out of schools (it is; if kids really don't want to say 'God,' they won't: KSSH this is the voice of experience), and how bull shit it is that they took out the bible (it's not, I don't wanna have to read that crap; I was scarred enough by Catcher in the Rye and To Kill a Mockingbird), and how they don't want their kids learning about sex ed from some teacher (uhh, a TEACHER is gonna teach it better, and so many parents DON'T teach it, and kids NEED to know, or they're gonna mess around, and get babies havin' babies).

So then I got home and got the mail. STILL NO OCARINA. So then I went and had a generally shitty day the rest of the day.

Then I woke up at the ass-crack-of-dawn today for school, and we reviewed and my arm hurts from the review (long story that I don't feel like typing), and I had to do one full manicure and two repairs (one of which was the full manicure) which I don't mind. I actually rather like giving massage; I have a healing touch, and I love the reaction I get from people (that feels so good, I'm gonna fall asleep, mmmmm, et cetera). There was lunch somewhere in there, in which I went with a group of students (there were nine of us) to KC's Rib Shack down the road. Spent 11 bucks for a meal that made us five minutes late, it came out so slowly. Finally got the instructor's cell number; now I can bombard her with random texts at WTF at night. But anyway, got a microdermabrasion after lunch, which stung. Not too bad. Left school, drove home in the sun. Bad idea. Feels like I have a sunburn, now. I don't, it's normal, but ow just the same.

So I got home and checked the mail. STILL NO DAMN OCARINA! -sob- I just wanna play on an instrument I HAVEN'T nicknamed the Blue Ocarina of Death!

So yeah. Shitty day.

So how was your weekend?

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Randi